so folk...if'n ya dare so Slick says..

below are the them there lyric's ta the tales off our new record...which i believe ya'll can listen to at the same time..hum..

the name a this here record...

"Viper gonna get'cha.....

Aint gonna be your handyman...

i aint gonna be your handyman baby

an i aint gonna mend your fence

the way you keep battin' them eyes

it just don't make no sense

you just keep comin' on baby

actin' like theres gonna be more

but when you invite me over sugar

you say can ya fix my door

aint gonna be your chauffeur baby

get tired a drivin' you around

you always got somethin ta do

and it seems ta be way cross town

your voice is so gentle and sweet

and soundin' like ya really care

but if a better ride come along

i bet you'd just leave me there

took some time to re-assess

think i'll stay self employed

everyone ever work for you

has had their lives destroyed

rivers run wild some run deep

murmur the stories they tell

some find joy on this earth

you made mine a living hell

aint gonna be your doctor baby

an diagnose all them ills

ya ruined your life long ago

by swallowin' all them pill's

you lookin' ta me for an excuse

jus' ta get another script

can't take all that acid honey

then say ya never tripped

aint gonna be your lover baby

like the chace ever comes along

every time we get close enough

your tenderness seems long gone

every time i try ta talk ta you

ya twist every word i said

then when night comes along

ya twist me outta your bed

try ta work with with ya got

gotta do the best that ya can

but after an hour spent with you

i feel like a wasted man

heard it told the story it goes

she says her thighs are paved with gold

but after a lifetime a climbin' that road

well all i feel is old

New York city woman

Took a stroll down the avenue

thought I'd go see me a thing or two

had no idea just what i'd find

when I heard sweet music come up from behind

I turned around and it blew my mind..cause was just a woman”

(...ya there I was at the age a 3 hitch hikin' my way up ta new york city

after readin an article in newsweek magazine bout some guy who discovered some kinda mind expandin' drug they was callin' LSD so when I got to city I found me some an I...)

I took some acid and then I tripped

just as my grasp of reality slipped

I had this vision goin' make me blind

about this woman I had to find

stirrin up strange ideas in my mind..“ was there a woman

(..well stayin' with them hippies up in the village all we ever did was drugs in the mornin',drugs in the afternoon in fact we'd do drugs jus ta pass out so's we could do more drugs an well after a while we did every drug in new york city an after a whle ya start runnin' out an you know what happens then...)

was getting shakey and needed more

so I grab some cash and went to score

waiting at the corner,you know what for

when I saw this girl come out an alley door

was it the same one I had seen before...or a different woman”

(..oh I don't know ya ever seen that sci-fi channel bout 3 in the mornin' with that guy with the freekish hair stikin' straight out an he's takin' the tops off a heads an stirrin'em up an askin'em ta speak japanesse..well I figured after that i'd do what I know best an so I...)

took all the drugs I could buy

cause i thought it'd be enough to get me high

but all I did was wonder why

I don't give an overdose another try

i might just see this woman when I die what woman

Bosa Nova...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't stroll back up the avenue

cause i just rammed up a grahm or two

now i know just what i'll find

when I hear that music come up from behind

it just means thse drugs have blown my mind

cause there was no woman'

Hitman a fashion

Walkin' by him on the street

he'd never catch your eye

but when he put on that brooks brothers suit

with that hugo boss tie

it's just as sure as winkin'

that some body is about ta die..

He's just tryin' ta make a livin'

strugglin' like all the rest

aint the judge a no one

but some don't pass the test

an if he comes ta kill ya

at least he's really well dressed

Never seems to be outta work

theres always one more hit

and bein' a hit man a fashion

the job seamed a perfect fit

now he's the one they call

cause they know he'll take care of it..

never seemed to matter much

didn't wanted ta know why..

learned that from gerome

as he watched the first one die

ya that was the very same day

he got that suit and tie

and up in chicago

it was one mans time ta go

followed him to a night club

let him watch the show

an then left him there a dyin'

yeah in the 2^nd row

then there was that hit

in miami F.L.A.

borrowed money from the mob

then refused to pay

buried the guy in fresh concrete

an now he's there to stay

and once way back east

some woman had a gambelin' debt

had a talk with the husband

in a way they won't forget

said he had ta kill em' both

if she placed another bet

yeah a hit man a fashion

this you certainly can't deny

an if you happen to see him

best be askin yourself why

what kinda trouble ya caused

where a man like you might die

he takes his job very seriously

you can see it in his eye

an when he puts on that brooks brothers suit

with that hugo boss tie

it's as sure as the night going dark

some body gonna die..

Atlantic city bound.....

just a gamblin man

not one to believe

with cards in my hand

and one up my sleeve

I tried to cheat

and I tried to rob

how did I know

it was from the mob

big hat fat cat

rollin' into town

cheap black suit

got at the lost an found

gonna steal me a car

so I can drive around

take this city

turn it upside down

I aint the king

but I wear his crown

oh i used ta be

(chorus)

when I go

I aint no square

when I leave a tip

no it' aint whats fair

really need a flush

but only got a pair

aint got a dime

sayin' i'm a millionaire

but i'll play the movie star

whenever i'm there

i'm actin' like one but i used to be

(chorus)

got me a phone

but no one to call

had everything once

but I lost it all

when you're a looser

how fast you fall

got no place now

for me to stay

but behind that dumpster

up the alley way

i'm a derilct now but i used ta be

(chorus)

was just a fake

who made a mistake

ya i rolled the dice

for one last take

but i borrowed the dough

and how did i know

that if i didn't pay

that i'd be found

chopped up dead

an six feet underground

i'm all dead now but i used ta be

(chorus)

get my meal's

whenever there's one to steal

nickle in my hand

saying it's a hundred grand

i'll do you're crime

but not you're time

no that aint no truth

an that aint a lie

I tried to cheat'em

now I know i'm goona die

Viper gonna get'cha

viper gonna get'cha

Sweat was breakin' him into the night

always plays that same ol' tune

lookin' into that crystal ball

sees the end is comin' soon

up out down ta the street

walkin' among the livin' dead

hearin' that voice over an over

searin' the line into his head

them memories never go away

scracthin' at the edge of insane

don't matter it wasn't his fault

but he took the pain just the same

was just a simple road trip

we was tryin' for a little break

stopped ta get our fortune told

turned out ta be our last mistake

gypsy woman screamed in that frenzied shout

viper gonna get you.........gonna get you...

gypsy woman sayin' there aint no doubt

viper gonna get you.......gonna get you..

wife was shakin' as we left that place

aint no way ta calm her down

so we got a bottle a booze

got drunk in the car outside a town

moonlit night cruisin' some back road

woman n I started feelin' fine

pair a bright lights comin on

forced us off when they crossed the line

we rolled over at least 3 times

was tossed from the car into the brush

wife was thrown into a clearing

I started laughin' was kind of a rush

thats when i heard her she was in some pain

thats when I found I couldn't move

there was nothin' ta do as I watched

the whole sceene seemed so smooth

viper came out slither thru the grass

an was gonna attack...gonna attack

viper took my baby away aint

never comin back...aint comin back

I heard them gypsy's word ring out

saw it all in that crystal ball

viper came took my woman away

I still hear her desperate call

how could it end here today

still don't think I believe it all

i'd give anything i got

ta get her outta that crystal ball

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I was thinkin' it was time ta leave.....

I was thinkin' it was time ta leave...( from our video...seek it on youtube..)
there was a blond sittin' at the bar
was lookin' kinda cute
couldn't tell if shes a girl next door
from the house a ill repute
lookin' my way she gave me a smile
sure gonna break my heart
tried ta get it up ta talk to her
but didn't know where ta start

she waved my way an pointed out back
so i followed her to an ol' pontiac
but things change quite dramatically
when theres a knife an its pointin' at me
but before she slice me i was thinkin' it was time ta leave

was unemployed needin' money
went lookin' for a little work
got me a job movin' stuff
but the boss was a real jerk
was on my break an havin' a smoke
takin' me a lil' nap
when that boss starts a screamin'
jus' flingin' a load a crap

from then on he's on me all a the time
makes a man wanna commit a crime
so i figured i'd take him out
but when the time came i had some doubt
but before i kill him i was thinkin' it was time ta leave

stopped at a store for ice cream
it was late at night
tryin' to pick out a flavor
wife said ta get it right
i was just standin' there starin'
when these two come in
lookin the way they was lookin
god knows where they been

but the thing turned into a robbery
fact they were amateurs was very likely
they was pointin' guns at every body
so i picked the strawberry
but before they shoot me i was thinkin' it was time ta leave

decide to take a trip overseas
gonna see me some stuff
got caught up in a revolution
ya,things got a little rough
hold up in our hotel room
all we had was tv
watchin' the news was a bad idea
cause everything we'd see

people had a cause they was killin' for
killin everyone even those next door
before they was done they kill some more
kill for democracy kill for war
but before they kill me i was thinkin' it was time ta leave

took my rocket inta outer space
gonna visit some alien
landed on the third planet
away from the sun
left my spaceship sittin' there
off to find some alien folk
saw an alien smokin alien weed
so i took a toke

my head started spinnin' round an round
mind left my body was not ta be found?
the alien got paranoid an left me there
strange aliens appear from nowhere
but before they zap me i was thinkin' it was time ta leave

theres one thing i found out
in this life thats true
some folk say they believe in god
some say they believe in voodoo
but from what i have seen
aint no difference in the two
we all caged up an running wild
tryin' ta escape from this zoo

this here life the only one we got
you decide you wanna live it or not
if you're soul is found or it wanders lost
what you bet when the dice are tossed
but before you cash your last check you might be thinkin' it was time ta leave

Ditchwitch

Somethin' was makin' him stop
He was burnt to the max
Just smoked his last cigarette
Already gone thru 4 packs
Up ahead he saw a sign
Slowed ta be turnin' in
What was layin' up ahead
Was nowhere he'd ever been.

Place was dark an lonely lookin'
An set back a pace
An erie feelin' was freezin cold
Yet sweat ran down his face
Wanted to leave as quick as he could
But instead went in the place.

No one appeared ta be there
So he took a look around
Odd things were layin' about
Weren't there ta be found
Jumped at a tap on the back
Snuck up without no sound
A voice came floatin' by
Liftin' him off the ground.

What it was he couldn't quite tell
But he wasn't afraid
He had to come here that was sure
This was the part he played
But he had never imagined
This was the price ta be paid.

The voice told him what to do
An' where it had to be done
Says there's a car waitin' out back
On the seat there's a gun
He closed his eyes to the task
An watched his spirit erode
While the rest of his soul was lost
Left layin' on that road.

When it was done would it be over
He couldn't do it again
That kinda job is an evil one
Just about did him in
Skatin' with fire over the ice
Chances be gettin' thin.

It was done he was on the road
Glad ta be leavin' there
Had ta get it all behind
Next stop was anywhere
One thing he knew for sure
This would be the last
Flashin' back to the day
When the spell'd been cast.

The voice still haunts him to this day
He hears it all the time
When he sittin' alone at night
He replays the crime
Life just seems so senseless now
Not even worth a dime.